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VW ROUTAN BABYMAKER 3000
Brooke Shields. As part of her noble, albeit misguided fight to stop couples from making babies just so they can get a Volkswagen Routan, she bestowed upon us all the BabyMaker3000. Now, if couples are hell bent on getting a Routan but don’t have children, they can make a baby without actually “making a baby.”
Simply upload a pic of yourself. Then upload a pic of a mate of your choosing —love of your life, total stranger, Vice Presidential candidate, whatever. In a few short, simple steps, nine months is condensed into a few short seconds and presto, you have all the crying, pooping justification you need to get a Routan. All without actually having to reproduce.
And while almost 1.5 million babies have been “made” to date, the Babymaker 3000 is responsible for more than just a whole lot of virtual kiddies. It’s part of the onus for overwhelming Routan sales too. In fact, even in the worst car climate in some thirty plus years, and even when competitor’s sales continue to plummet to record setting lows, the Routan Boom is thriving with each passing day. Despite Ms Shields’ best efforts.
Routan sales continue to climb. Despite Ms. Shields’ best efforts.
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